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Stupid Disclaimer

Due to the state of affairs in this litigation happy world, we are forced to include stupid disclaimers just to let you know, as if you really weren't already aware, you are responsible for your own actions. Go ahead, ask JP a question... he may provide you with some excellent guidance, possibly a good laugh, or maybe he'll convince you that it's okay to run with scissors. No matter what, however you decide to act upon JP's responses and any repercussions of those actions are your responsibility. Don't come back to us with some fancy schmancy lawyers saying that "JP made me do it". We don't go for that shit here at mindface.com.

JP is not a doctor.
Consult a medical professional before making any medical decisions.
This product is meant for entertainment purposes only.
Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
Void where prohibited.
No warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Do not stamp.
For recreational use only.
All models are over 18 years of age.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Subject to change without notice.
Times approximate.
Simulated picture.
All real
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may fade.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from use.
Not the Beatles.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Sanitized for your protection.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Beware of dog.
No purchase necessary.
Keep away from fire or flames.
Approved for veterans.
No Canadian coins.
Not recommended for children.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
Wait 15 minutes before evacuating, even if urge is strong.

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