The girls volleyball practice, which was to be held in the desk drawer next to the rubber bands, is canceled due to the constant interference of the Green Lantern. Those students who would have attended practice can either take their scheduled bus, or find your own damn way home. We regret that the Lantern will not let us practice for the upcoming game against St. Lumpy's, but it is only volleyball, and they play it like everyone else, so practice, we are hoping, won't be necessary.